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Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight

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CHARACTER NAME

Katsuki Bakugō

CIVILIAN NAME

Shōri Bakudan

TEAM

EVERLIGHT 💥

HOUSING NUMBER

008

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Comments

[blastedass]

[... hold on a sec, what'd he just say-

FUCK!!

cue a few seconds. tch.]

Who wouldn't.

[eyescar]

i bet i could think of some people!!

[blastedass]

those people probably don't like you in the first place.

[eyescar]

well… maybe...

[blastedass]

biased votes don't count, gari head.

[eyescar]

aren’t you biased?

[blastedass]

less biased than someone who wants you dead.

[eyescar]

guess so
thanks for the compliment then

[blastedass]

[That wasn't-!!

...]

hmph.
you're probably used to them.

[eyescar]

not really...
most of the time people are just telling me how stupid i am

[blastedass]

you are.
but you're cute too.
probably part of your dumb charm.

[eyescar]

i'm cute and charming?? wow, dandelion!!
you're really cute too :)

[blastedass]

LIKE HELL I AM!!

[No one thinks "cute" is threatening or awesome, dammit!]

[eyescar]

is it really that bad?
so calling me cute was an insult to begin with, huh...

[ He's learning your games, Bakugo... ]

[blastedass]

NO, DAMMIT!!
YOU'RE CUTE!!

[That was a compliment! Just a... accidental one he's owning up to.]

You're the one who reminds people of a puppy.

[No one's going to look at Bakugo and think that. Big difference!]

[eyescar]

i do?
i guess that makes you a cat, then!
hissing at people until you get petted (〃ω〃)

[blastedass]

tch. i don't get petted.
some cats are cooler than dogs anyways.
and i'm a fucking tiger.

[eyescar]

really? me too!
i was called the "tiger of the west" in middle school

[blastedass]

cause of your strength and speed?

[eyescar]

yeah
and cause i beat people up

[blastedass]

you beat people up?
for their fucking lunch money or cause they were being mean to someone else?

[eyescar]

because they were being bullies!!
it was three on one, totally not fair

[blastedass]

[oh they would not've gotten on well a few years ago...]

so it wasn't a regular thing.

[eyescar]

[ He would've soloed you, Bakugo-- ]

nah
just if being were being asses

[blastedass]

[He'd blow your ass through the wall and then some!!]

tch.
you've always been the protector, huh.