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[blastedass]

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[blastedass]

No it doesn't! The tongue needs junk, not the body. Sheesh. Bakugo's not gonna police someone unless they do it frequently in front of him. Not everyone of his classmates has the best eating habits. Even as they near graduation! Dumbasses. How are they gonna live when they're out on their own as Pros? ... At least he can't see any of them getting fat. Heroics is a demanding field.

"Huh?" How the hell does fucking on a cardboard bed have anything to do with Olympic training? And does he even want to know? Probably not. He sucks a tomato out with a frown. Shit. Hates it when they break apart and turn into a red string rather than chunking out with the rest of his bite. Too thinly cut and overripe.

[yellowcopycat]

Maybe Bakugou isn't as smart as he thinks he is.

Not that Kise will ever say that. But still.

"Back before quirks started popping up, there was a pandemic or something?" Kise said, thinking. "And to, uh, encourage people not to get too friendly with each other and risk spreading the virus, they made the beds cardboard so they would fall apart if you tried to have sex on them. Don't think it stopped them.

"Anyway, that just kind of became the thing the Olympics did after that. They didn't like the reputation of the Olympic village being a giant orgy."

[blastedass]

He's not a genius in everything, even if he's pretty smart in almost everything. Kise can keep his little victories over the blonde from time to time.

"Phhht!" He stares at Kise for a few incredulous seconds before breaking out laughing. No, he'd never heard of such a thing, but doesn't doubt him either. "Where the hell did you two find one of those?" Was it even a real one or was Kise being metaphorical? Either way, that's fucking hilarious. Not even the risk of death stopped horny people. No, they had to make breakable beds!

It gets even "worse" when Kise insinuates the Olympics did the same! HA! He could see the idea, considering a bunch of fit young adults were stuck together for a good while without mingling with other genders. Fuck.

"You're not helping those statistics."

[yellowcopycat]

"It was an away tournament, and we were put up in a hotel. I snuck into his room."

He took a bite of his burger, gave a hum of pleasure. He might not be a glutton like Kagami, Aomine, or Murasakibara, but he does like food a lot.

"Nope, but it's a stupid thing to do. Sex is going to happen when you have a bunch of people forced together."

He takes another sip of his shake. "They really should have just let us have futons."

[blastedass]

"Surprised you didn't room with him." He's pretty sure their teammates knew Kise was gonna be in Aomine's room sooner or later. Bakugo sinks back in his seat, going for another bite. Man, this place knew how to make a burger. Compliments to Kise for picking a quality restaurant. Right, because 'quality' goes in the same sentence as fast food.

"Che, not everyone's living in a pink haze like you and the Miracles." Bakugo's been with his classmates in close quarters for a good while and they didn't start getting frisky for a few months.

... still happened eventually. "You would've ripped the futon."

[yellowcopycat]

"They wanted to discourage that. As if the six of us weren't all over each other every chance we got." Some more than others. Midorima was a lot stuffier about it. And Murasakibara almost never initiated, but was always willing to play. "Didn't work, obvi."

He shrugged. "We all just clicked." He shoved some more fires into his mouth and soon finished them.

"Probably."

[blastedass]

"Don't you idiots have any self control?!" Even if they were all gorgeous hunks with an interest in each other, fucking raw and wild the night before a big game or some convention's stupid! ...

Probably a good reason they were separated. Sheesh. What a pain these guys are. Bakugo rubs the side of his head with his non-messy hand, then goes for his drink again.

"You should've been in porn, not basketball." Muttered to himself. Yeah, yeah, the age thing. Point stands!

[yellowcopycat]

Kise shrugged. "Why bother?" he asked. "Why not have fun when you can?"

It's not like they needed the edge, with how good they were? And that was why they separated. They were bored of always winning easily, if they split up, it'd be more of a challenge.

"The working conditions of porn's not always the best. Better to have an OnlyFans and hire your own cameraman."

[blastedass]

"So long as you don't screw over something because of it." Bakugo wouldn't be caught dead jeopardizing an exam or a mission for a hot fuck the night before. Example. Kise makes a decent point for himself, but the other blonde's too straight laced. No wonder the group decided to split up and go separate ways. Even if they miss each other.

"What, already looked into the option?" Bakugo glances up over his food. Kise would know all about modeling and photography. He could sell it well.

[yellowcopycat]

"Well, yes," Kise said, flushing a little. "If I don't make it in basketball, like if I have an injury or something, I should have something to fall back on. And OnlyFans is one of the best ways to make adult content. You're in control of your own content, decide who you work with, your schedule, and when to take breaks." He gave a shrug and took another bite of burger. "I mean, let's be real, an injury is the only way I'm not going to make it, and a few pro models do make adult content. Seriously soft core, but still."

He gave Bakugou a charming smile. "And you know I look good naked."

[blastedass]

Bakugo had never looked into the option for obvious reasons. If he couldn't make it as a hero for some ungodly impossible reason, he'd be falling back on another type of service, from a police officer to a firefighter to a bodyguard to a demolitions expert. None of those are going to require taking his clothes off for a perverted camera. Is he surprised Kise knew about OnlyFans? ... Not really. Someone with his looks and body would have been taunting and admired into suggestions for a while now.

"Hmph. You'll make it on the court." He says it without a single shred of doubt. Even if Kise was injured, he doubts the other boy would let it keep him down forever.

[yellowcopycat]

"Well, of course I will," Kise said. "But there are assholes on the court, there's this one guy, Haizaki, who has it out for me. He nearly made me tear my Achilles' tendon my first year. I think get finally got booted off his team because I haven't seen him. Aominecchi punched him out once for me. That was nice."

He finished off his burger and began to work on his shake, humming happily at the taste. "I'm young, so if I get hurt, it'll mostly be okay, but I can hurt myself beyond repair too. It's a fine line. I'm sure you have to walk it too."

His eyes drifted to Bakugou's chest, where those puncture scars were.

[blastedass]

"Tch. There's always gonna be fucking scum no matter what sport or hobby you're in." Sucks he can't say he never saw any foul play in his own school. Granted, U.A. was highly skilled at eschewing cheaters and they were summarily punished, but it happened every now and then. What kind of hero wants to cut corners and win underhandedly? That's just admitting they'd lose in a real competition or fight. Not someone he wants working with him. Loser.

"Aomine punched him? He acts lazy, but he's got bite." Fitting for a big cat. Bakugo picks up a few fries, munching as he glances Kise's way again. "Uh-huh." He had a lot of injuries after the Final War, leaving scars from the visible ones to the covered ones, and internal damage which rears its head now and then.

[yellowcopycat]

"True, but in the higher level, I'm hoping people are at least civil."

He nods, take another sip of shake and slowly moves his hand towards Bakugou's fires to try and snitch one. "He's a big cat, basically." Kise said, describing Aomine. "In build and temperament. Lots of big cats in basketball." Aomine the panther, Kagami the tiger, Hayama the cheetah, Akashi sorta a lion, but more in a regal sense than the animal instincts of the other three.

"But yeah, Aominecchi looks out for us." And he grabs two fries and quickly shoves them into his mouth.

[blastedass]

"There's more scrutiny at the pro levels. Cheating like that will destroy someone's career."

Though he feels a bitterness in his tongue even saying such a thing. Plenty of heroes were revealed to be traitors or scummy people as well. Holding the pros of the basketball world to a standard even pro heroes have trouble keeping pure is frustrating. There's a lot more than buildings Japan has to rebuild and fix going forward.

"Which kind are you?" He knows Kagami and Aomine's, but unless Kise is a copycat...

"OY!"

[yellowcopycat]

"Exactly!" Kise chirped and gave Bakugou a grin and shoved the fries into his mouth and stealing another fry while Bakugou barked at him.

"Me?" he asked. "An animal? I dunno. I guess I'm a bird of paradise or peacock. 'Cause I'm gorgeous. Or a chameleon since I copy things, but that's that Mikage kid's schtick. He's a soccer player. And I don't stick out my tongue as much as he does."

He put the stolen fry into his mouth, only a bit, and leaned forward, as if they were going to play the pocky game.

[blastedass]

Like hell is he getting away a second time! Bakugo drops his elbow on Kise's wrist, pinning his hand to the table just shy of his fry box. "Die!" You snarfed your own! If you wanted more, order two larges next time.

"The rest of them had some kind of big cat. Why the hell don't you have your own?" He would've thought Kise was a cheetah or a lynx, though the former's apparently taken. He's no damn house cat. Jaguar? Aomine's got the leopard side down, even if he's a black one.

Bakugo clicks his tongue when Kise offers the stolen fry at him. Brat. Then snaps his teeth just shy of his lips, biting it clean off. HA! Got some back.

[yellowcopycat]

"Rude!" Kise said, pouting. He had been wanting a kiss!

"Anyway, not all of us do. Kurokocchi, Murasakibaracchi and Midorimacchi don't have animal motifs either. We don't have that animal instinct like the others do." He shrugged and rubbed the wrist Bakugou elbow dropped.

"So that's why, we're not feral beasts."

[blastedass]

"Heh!" No remorse whatsoever! First you steal his fries, then demand a kiss instead of take back? He'd be so lucky. Another bite rips a chunk from his burger. Despite his atrocious attitude, he's got impressive manners. His mom didn't raise a beast. Bakugo's the one who bitches at people putting their elbows on the table.

"You're still a copycat," he teased.

[yellowcopycat]

... A beast with manners maybe. Kise's eyes glance up at Bakugou's hair, and thinks of a poorly socialized but excellently trained Pomeranian.

Well, vulgar and angry is his type apparently.

"Yes, but that's different from having animal instincts," Kise said. "It means I'm smarter." Or tries harder anyways.

[blastedass]

He is Class 1-A's noble beast, so Kise isn't wrong. Bakugo notices the blonde's eyes flicking up at his hair, then down, then back up. His own red gaze narrows in suspicion. "What?" People looking at him with that kind of scrutiny always have something stupid going through their heads...

"You know there's something call mimicry in the animal kingdom, idiot." Kise's copycat is just as much an animal instinct as other animals copying each other for advantage. "Che, in sports, yeah. Your grades still suck."

[yellowcopycat]

"You're a very cute puppy," Kise said with a grin. "Very feisty."

He took another sip of his shake and shrugged. "I don't really care," he said about the animal thing. "I'm perfectly happy not being an animal."

As for the grades comment, Kise decided not to dignify that with a response.

[blastedass]

"Like hell I am! I'm a wolf!" If he's gonna be compared to any animal, make it a cool one! A wolf, a lion, a dragon! Badass awesome animals! Sheesh. Kise doesn't know him at all if he's calling him a puppy.

Bakugo threw the rest of his burger into his mouth, munching on it and low key regretting he didn't have another one waiting for him. Guess he was hungrier than he thought.

"How's your English?" If Kise is gonna be in America for several years...

[yellowcopycat]

"Nah, a Pomeranian!" He drew in a sharp breath, his eyes going wide. "Oh my god. If you were a real puppy, your name would be Bomb-Bomb! You bark a lot and everything!"

Laughing and ready to dodge at the first sign of something being thrown.

"English is my best subject," he said, switching to said language, nearly perfect save for the heavy Tokyo accent.

[blastedass]

"WOLF, YOU ASS!" Bakugo looks like he's ready to strangle Kise into the ceiling if he keeps running his damn mouth! Teeth bared, eyes pure red, all the veins throbbing on his forehead. "SHUT UP! You're pissing me off!"

Bastard, stop mocking him! He'll put him through the damn wall! Nothing to wing at him except the balled-up hamburger wrapper! LIKE A BASEBALL!!

"I'LL KILL YOU!" Also said in English with an accent, but there you go!