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[blastedass]

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[blastedass]

"Don't you idiots have any self control?!" Even if they were all gorgeous hunks with an interest in each other, fucking raw and wild the night before a big game or some convention's stupid! ...

Probably a good reason they were separated. Sheesh. What a pain these guys are. Bakugo rubs the side of his head with his non-messy hand, then goes for his drink again.

"You should've been in porn, not basketball." Muttered to himself. Yeah, yeah, the age thing. Point stands!

[yellowcopycat]

Kise shrugged. "Why bother?" he asked. "Why not have fun when you can?"

It's not like they needed the edge, with how good they were? And that was why they separated. They were bored of always winning easily, if they split up, it'd be more of a challenge.

"The working conditions of porn's not always the best. Better to have an OnlyFans and hire your own cameraman."

[blastedass]

"So long as you don't screw over something because of it." Bakugo wouldn't be caught dead jeopardizing an exam or a mission for a hot fuck the night before. Example. Kise makes a decent point for himself, but the other blonde's too straight laced. No wonder the group decided to split up and go separate ways. Even if they miss each other.

"What, already looked into the option?" Bakugo glances up over his food. Kise would know all about modeling and photography. He could sell it well.

[yellowcopycat]

"Well, yes," Kise said, flushing a little. "If I don't make it in basketball, like if I have an injury or something, I should have something to fall back on. And OnlyFans is one of the best ways to make adult content. You're in control of your own content, decide who you work with, your schedule, and when to take breaks." He gave a shrug and took another bite of burger. "I mean, let's be real, an injury is the only way I'm not going to make it, and a few pro models do make adult content. Seriously soft core, but still."

He gave Bakugou a charming smile. "And you know I look good naked."

[blastedass]

Bakugo had never looked into the option for obvious reasons. If he couldn't make it as a hero for some ungodly impossible reason, he'd be falling back on another type of service, from a police officer to a firefighter to a bodyguard to a demolitions expert. None of those are going to require taking his clothes off for a perverted camera. Is he surprised Kise knew about OnlyFans? ... Not really. Someone with his looks and body would have been taunting and admired into suggestions for a while now.

"Hmph. You'll make it on the court." He says it without a single shred of doubt. Even if Kise was injured, he doubts the other boy would let it keep him down forever.

[yellowcopycat]

"Well, of course I will," Kise said. "But there are assholes on the court, there's this one guy, Haizaki, who has it out for me. He nearly made me tear my Achilles' tendon my first year. I think get finally got booted off his team because I haven't seen him. Aominecchi punched him out once for me. That was nice."

He finished off his burger and began to work on his shake, humming happily at the taste. "I'm young, so if I get hurt, it'll mostly be okay, but I can hurt myself beyond repair too. It's a fine line. I'm sure you have to walk it too."

His eyes drifted to Bakugou's chest, where those puncture scars were.

[blastedass]

"Tch. There's always gonna be fucking scum no matter what sport or hobby you're in." Sucks he can't say he never saw any foul play in his own school. Granted, U.A. was highly skilled at eschewing cheaters and they were summarily punished, but it happened every now and then. What kind of hero wants to cut corners and win underhandedly? That's just admitting they'd lose in a real competition or fight. Not someone he wants working with him. Loser.

"Aomine punched him? He acts lazy, but he's got bite." Fitting for a big cat. Bakugo picks up a few fries, munching as he glances Kise's way again. "Uh-huh." He had a lot of injuries after the Final War, leaving scars from the visible ones to the covered ones, and internal damage which rears its head now and then.

[yellowcopycat]

"True, but in the higher level, I'm hoping people are at least civil."

He nods, take another sip of shake and slowly moves his hand towards Bakugou's fires to try and snitch one. "He's a big cat, basically." Kise said, describing Aomine. "In build and temperament. Lots of big cats in basketball." Aomine the panther, Kagami the tiger, Hayama the cheetah, Akashi sorta a lion, but more in a regal sense than the animal instincts of the other three.

"But yeah, Aominecchi looks out for us." And he grabs two fries and quickly shoves them into his mouth.

[blastedass]

"There's more scrutiny at the pro levels. Cheating like that will destroy someone's career."

Though he feels a bitterness in his tongue even saying such a thing. Plenty of heroes were revealed to be traitors or scummy people as well. Holding the pros of the basketball world to a standard even pro heroes have trouble keeping pure is frustrating. There's a lot more than buildings Japan has to rebuild and fix going forward.

"Which kind are you?" He knows Kagami and Aomine's, but unless Kise is a copycat...

"OY!"

[yellowcopycat]

"Exactly!" Kise chirped and gave Bakugou a grin and shoved the fries into his mouth and stealing another fry while Bakugou barked at him.

"Me?" he asked. "An animal? I dunno. I guess I'm a bird of paradise or peacock. 'Cause I'm gorgeous. Or a chameleon since I copy things, but that's that Mikage kid's schtick. He's a soccer player. And I don't stick out my tongue as much as he does."

He put the stolen fry into his mouth, only a bit, and leaned forward, as if they were going to play the pocky game.

[blastedass]

Like hell is he getting away a second time! Bakugo drops his elbow on Kise's wrist, pinning his hand to the table just shy of his fry box. "Die!" You snarfed your own! If you wanted more, order two larges next time.

"The rest of them had some kind of big cat. Why the hell don't you have your own?" He would've thought Kise was a cheetah or a lynx, though the former's apparently taken. He's no damn house cat. Jaguar? Aomine's got the leopard side down, even if he's a black one.

Bakugo clicks his tongue when Kise offers the stolen fry at him. Brat. Then snaps his teeth just shy of his lips, biting it clean off. HA! Got some back.

[yellowcopycat]

"Rude!" Kise said, pouting. He had been wanting a kiss!

"Anyway, not all of us do. Kurokocchi, Murasakibaracchi and Midorimacchi don't have animal motifs either. We don't have that animal instinct like the others do." He shrugged and rubbed the wrist Bakugou elbow dropped.

"So that's why, we're not feral beasts."

[blastedass]

"Heh!" No remorse whatsoever! First you steal his fries, then demand a kiss instead of take back? He'd be so lucky. Another bite rips a chunk from his burger. Despite his atrocious attitude, he's got impressive manners. His mom didn't raise a beast. Bakugo's the one who bitches at people putting their elbows on the table.

"You're still a copycat," he teased.

[yellowcopycat]

... A beast with manners maybe. Kise's eyes glance up at Bakugou's hair, and thinks of a poorly socialized but excellently trained Pomeranian.

Well, vulgar and angry is his type apparently.

"Yes, but that's different from having animal instincts," Kise said. "It means I'm smarter." Or tries harder anyways.

[blastedass]

He is Class 1-A's noble beast, so Kise isn't wrong. Bakugo notices the blonde's eyes flicking up at his hair, then down, then back up. His own red gaze narrows in suspicion. "What?" People looking at him with that kind of scrutiny always have something stupid going through their heads...

"You know there's something call mimicry in the animal kingdom, idiot." Kise's copycat is just as much an animal instinct as other animals copying each other for advantage. "Che, in sports, yeah. Your grades still suck."

[yellowcopycat]

"You're a very cute puppy," Kise said with a grin. "Very feisty."

He took another sip of his shake and shrugged. "I don't really care," he said about the animal thing. "I'm perfectly happy not being an animal."

As for the grades comment, Kise decided not to dignify that with a response.

[blastedass]

"Like hell I am! I'm a wolf!" If he's gonna be compared to any animal, make it a cool one! A wolf, a lion, a dragon! Badass awesome animals! Sheesh. Kise doesn't know him at all if he's calling him a puppy.

Bakugo threw the rest of his burger into his mouth, munching on it and low key regretting he didn't have another one waiting for him. Guess he was hungrier than he thought.

"How's your English?" If Kise is gonna be in America for several years...

[yellowcopycat]

"Nah, a Pomeranian!" He drew in a sharp breath, his eyes going wide. "Oh my god. If you were a real puppy, your name would be Bomb-Bomb! You bark a lot and everything!"

Laughing and ready to dodge at the first sign of something being thrown.

"English is my best subject," he said, switching to said language, nearly perfect save for the heavy Tokyo accent.

[blastedass]

"WOLF, YOU ASS!" Bakugo looks like he's ready to strangle Kise into the ceiling if he keeps running his damn mouth! Teeth bared, eyes pure red, all the veins throbbing on his forehead. "SHUT UP! You're pissing me off!"

Bastard, stop mocking him! He'll put him through the damn wall! Nothing to wing at him except the balled-up hamburger wrapper! LIKE A BASEBALL!!

"I'LL KILL YOU!" Also said in English with an accent, but there you go!

[yellowcopycat]

Still in English, he said, "Fine, we'll compromise." Kise was too used to Aomine's temper tantrums to be scared of this. He dodges the the balled up wrapper with ease.

"No you won't," Kise said. "And we'll say you're wolf cub."

He stood, gathering their trash. "I'm gonna brush my teeth. And then you work your frustrations out on my ass." He winked. "If I don't claim yours first."

[blastedass]

Bastard! If he used an explosion to power that pitch, Kise would've taken it in the face! (Or not, since ashes.) Bakugo wads up a napkin, half intending to slam it into the other guy's direction again... but littering trash all over the floor stays his hand. He tosses it over his shoulder to the trash can behind him, then grabs his drink for a vicious suck. Glaring daggers at the blonde across from him.

"HAH?! I'M OLDER THAN YOU, DUMBASS!" Barely. But how the hell does that make him a cub?! If Aomine and Kagami are full blown panther and tiger, he deserves the same damn respect!

Bakugo finishes his drink and drops the cup on the tray Kise was gathering. "I'm gonna break the bed with you." He won't. But it might feel like he is.

[yellowcopycat]

Yeah, but Bakugou's a hero! He trusts that the other blond won't kill him.

"Only by a few months," Kise said. "Like that actually matters now that we're closer to twenty than ten." Really. Who cared about months? Babies. He bet Bakugou was a cute baby though.

And he's getting called a cub because he's short! Actually, no. He's being called a cub because Kise knows it'll wind him up. He tosses the trash away and heads to the bathroom, stopping to look over his shoulder and grin. "Don't promise me a good time," he said. "There's an extra brush in here for you. I figured we'd end up in bed together."

[blastedass]

He wouldn't kill anyone. Though you'd be surprised what you can live through...

"Urusei! It matters!" Why does it matter? Because he said so! And Kise is always gonna have his height on him. Even if Bakugo hit a growth spurt again, he won't get as tall as the basketball player. Ngl, Bakugo was a rather ugly baby. He grew into his cute after a few months though.

Kise is gonna get called rotisserie if he keeps ticking him off. Bakugo pushes off his chair and fetches the balled-up wrapper it pitched at Kise earlier. Not gonna leave it out like a ruffian. "Hmph, thought of everything." Thanks. He wouldn't wanna have to run to a nearby combini for a brush.

Push came to shove, he'd've used his finger.

[yellowcopycat]

"It doesn't~" Kise sung out as put toothpaste on his toothbrush. He started to brush his teeth.

It doesn't matter, and it'll matter even less when they turn eighteen.

(Kise can't relate, he was a beautiful baby. He had always been beautiful, and will die beautiful.)

He spat out the toothpaste. He did it again, then did the tongue. He had wondered if he should floss. Wouldn't hurt. "I might not be the brightest bulb, but I'm smart in other ways."

[blastedass]

"Shut up!" Why the hell is Kise brushing his teeth when they're gonna be fucking soon? Does he think Bakugo's not gonna shove his dick in that pretty mouth of his?

(Kise is gonna die in a glass coffin above ground like Snow White. If he's not preserved in a model museum.)

Bakugo swipes the other brush and begins his own routine. Luckily Kise isn't treated to his extremely aggressive brushing; that's usually in the mornings. "Keep congratulating yourself."