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"Katsuki Bakugo. Make it fast or hang the fuck up."

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[blastedass]

[Yes... but not from yelling.]

No! I'm not gonna get a fucking sore throat from talking!

[Granted, despite the volume at which he talks, Bakugou's also one of the quieter ones in class for not talking nearly as much as others. Rather sit there with a silent scowl and not get involved in a stupid conversation.]

The fuck's wrong with Shitty Hair?

[Shoto needs "help" with him? Kirishima's one of the easiest people to get along with, if you can ignore his exuberance over things.]

Talking with you about it would be hanging out with a friend, dammit!

[ ...

...

... FUCK!!]

[heir_conditioned]

Talking, no. But you said yelling. Sometimes I get concerned because of the decibels you seem to reach. It's impressive.

[But boy when Bakugo raises his voice.]

Nothing's wrong with him. I want to ask him to accompany me to a movie, but every time I try, I lose my nerve.

[............HANG ON]

That's a nice thing to read, Bakugo. You're my friend, too. You'll always be my friend, one of the best ones I have.

[blastedass]

I'm not yelling all fucking day! I'm not even yelling right now!

[Not with his voice at least. But he's certainly close to using Caps Lock!]

WHAT?! Write a fucking note and leave it on the fridge!

"Movie at 5pm. Together."

Then walk out the fucking door at five.

[Don't have to say a word. Why is this difficult?!]

SHUT IT!

[heir_conditioned]

Oh. I definitely hear this in your louder voice, though. Do you do that, too? Hear things in people's voices when you read them?

[He's definitely close to it because 'what' is in uppercase letters.]

What if he doesn't want to go to see a movie? Ah wait. You're saying that I'd know because if I walked out the door, he wouldn't? That is kind of efficient. It'd be pretty obvious he didn't want to. I ended up cancelling our first outing and I've been trying to make it up since. This is helpful.

[He doesn't have to but boy he's going to.]

I'm returning your sentiments, Bakugo. I meant it earlier when I said if we were related I'd be honoured by it. So being your friend is the next best thing. I'm happy you see me that way, too and felt you wanted to admit it.

[blastedass]

That's in your brain! It's not gonna give me a fucking sore throat! [Still stuck on defending his throat of all things.] Everybody does that, if they've heard the person.

[It's in uppercase for a damn reason...]

Yeah. Why'd you cancel your first outing?

[Wait a second...]

Are you two dating?

[Or is this Shoto wanting to start dating but not knowing how to ask for one?]

WOULD YOU STOP FUCKING SLOBBERING ALL OVER IT?!

[Since he can't exactly deny it when it's sitting right up there staring him in the fucking face. Drop it!]

[heir_conditioned]

No, of course not. How would my brain give you a sore throat?

[By you spewing your ideas, Shoto, and the poor guy having to scream about it.]

I ended up wanting to stay in and watch movies with him instead of going out to a bonfire. No, we haven't been on any dates. I cancelled the first one to watch movies at home like I said. It's why I was hoping you'd help me as my wingman. It's also why I said we could talk about it another time.

[Bingo. No clue how to ask someone on a date. Which is very different from his day to day, because grabbing a certain hot blond by certain body parts doesn't phase him. Asking ANY of them out on dates? Yeah. He fails at that part of it.]

I'm not slobbering. I'm being grateful, and I am grateful. I won't let you down, Bakugo.

[blastedass]

WHEN IT COMES UP WITH THESE INSANE IDEAS!!

[Usually when he's in the same room with him, but texting has the same issue as well. Apparently.]

But you do want to go on a date with him.

[Making sure he's reading this correctly. Literally. But now he knows why Shoto wants to talk about this another time. Probably a big conversation going to happen...]

You don't need a wingman to ask someone out on a date, dammit. Unless I'm going with you on the fucking date. Knowing Kirishima, he probably thought staying with you to watch movies was just as good as a bonfire.

[In some ways, Kirishima's like Izuku: ridiculously easy to please.]

Fine. We can meet up later this week.

[heir_conditioned]

It's a logical question.

[Poor Bakugo. Stuck with another moron.]

Yes I do.

[Mostly he doesn't want to chance ruining a SINGLE thing about Bakugo's birthday or making it any remotely close to about himself. He wants this day to be Bakugo's day.]

Oh. No. Or... I wouldn't mind you coming with us. You're fun to be around, but the wingman doesn't go on the date. I don't know why and therefore if you want to go maybe you could. We could talk to Kirishima. I don't know how he felt about staying in, but he didn't complain.

[This is true, and also self sacrificing. Kirishima really worked up to it.]

Excellent. Thank you. I need to give you your gift, too.

[blastedass]

Your logic can be fucked up at times.

[Help. I'm surrounded by idiots.]

Uh-huh.

[He hasn't ruined shit. Bakugo's already been up for a while so this is little more than making plans because if he's gonna refuse to have a party, then that means he's doing one-on-ones with the people in this life. Arguably far more tolerable for him.]

Yeah. A wingman doesn't go on dates. It's usually a group setting thing. Two people go into a bar, with one looking for a date and the other there to make it not seem so fucking awkward.

All you're asking is for me to help you ask Kirishima out.

[Maybe he should just tell Shoto to go to a restaurant and then tell Kirishima to meet him there. Done.]

No shit. We're gonna meet up anyways.

[heir_conditioned]

I can't argue that. I've been told it multiple times so even if I feel it isn't, maybe it is.

[Almost literally, the poor guy.]

Ohhhh. I don't have to apply the same fundamentals here. Well. We can talk about it a different time. It's not as pressing as getting ready for your dinner. I have to go pick out what to wear and run a few errands before then.

[You know in like 2839823423 hours but it's important. What if he doesn't have anything he thinks he wants to wear and has to buy something new??]

Yes, I will bring your gift. See you then?

[blastedass]

At least it's not "dangerous" like some assholes...

[And it's usually just the social shit; Shoto is intelligent and there's no denying that.]

Not with what you're talking about.

[Yeah yeah, another time.]

We're not doing anything fucking formal. Wear whatever you want.

[What kind of "errands" he thinks he has to run before the dinner, Bakugo has no idea, and no desire to ask about, thanks.]

You're gonna bring it to the dinner or when we meet up on our own?

[The questions for your own clarification, Half-n-Half.]

[heir_conditioned]

No, I'm not dangerous to anyone who doesn't present danger to me. Verbally or otherwise, thank you for validating that. I've tried hard not to be who I was.

[AS FOR THE REST OF IT. It's important, all of it is important when it comes to Bakugo's birthday.]

It's not formal but that doesn't mean I shouldn't dress nicely. Today is important, like I said. I might not have to wear a suit but I have that nice sweater you helped me pick out. I'll wear that.

I guess that depends, do you want your present today or another day?

[blastedass]

Not fucking hard to "validate", idiot.

[Does he dare tell him he saw some bitch fall into the bushes cause she was too busy gawking at the Ice Prince to watch where she was going? Nah, that'd probably end up making Shoto question if he should wear a mask.]

You're a long ways off from that stupid snowman costume you wore.

[He got it, in hindsight, but that was way too stupid an obvious middle finger to Endeavor, Shoto. Even Bakugo thought it looked fucking dumb.]

Like I said. Wear what you want. [Except that goddamn atrocious pink shirt with the sun. He still hates that shitty thing.] I don't care.

[Even if he will kind of care at seeing the sweater they picked out together. Not just because it reminds him of the first time he and Shoto did horny shit...]

Why don't you wait and give it to me when I can focus on you completely.

[Kirishima brought his and Bakugo's spending the afternoon with him. Shoto deserves the same focus.]

[heir_conditioned]

[God don't tell him. He already doesn't know that he won't murder women with his smile. No one explained that one to him either. Snowma-- ohhh... Yeah. Not his favourite one, but it was at the time.]

Yes. My first hero costume. I liked that one at the time. But my new one is better. I'll wear the sweater, I like it and it's important to me too. Then I can combine all the important things.

[Waiting and giving it to him? With Bakugo's complete focus?]

I'd appreciate that. I will gladly take you up on that offer.

[blastedass]

[Is THAT why he doesn't smile as much as some people think he should? Wow, who the hell taught him that "life truth"? Bakugo'd laugh at his face if Shoto ever revealed that belief to him. You're not a geisha, Half-n-Half.]

You looked like a fucking advertisement icon. [Some weird mascot... for ice.] Yeah, new one's better.

[It's simplified, streamlined, and far more fitting for a hero costume in Bakugo's opinion. Blue is a good color for Shoto. Hes still pulls a face at the "important thing" combination. Sappy dork.]

Fine. We'll meet up day after tomorrow.

[Tonight was the dinner in lieu of a party, then he and Izuku were going snowboarding tomorrow, and the day after Bakugo could spend with Shoto for his birthday whatever. Everyone gets some alone time.]

[heir_conditioned]

[No. That certainly doesn't help, but, no. He's learning how to be more emotive and that's all he can do. Especially where being happy is something he allows himself. Like earlier. Bakugo was privy to seeing something very rare and just how happy it made him. He used to smile all the time as a little one. He would be the most gorgeous of Geisha don't be jealous, Bakugo.]

The new one is more efficient to my quirk use, too. I didn't use my fire back then so it was easier to just ice over part of my costume myself.

Alright, that's fine. I'll meet you at ten at your place?

[blastedass]

[Bakugo's not going to undermine his learning to be more emotive, but that doesn't mean he's nice enough not to snap or laugh at the stumbling along the way. While he helps... Because there is something about Shoto's smile, the kind and happy one that's so sincere it melts hearts and cools worries. It's even more special to know he's the one that makes Shoto feel happy enough to reveal such a rare expression. Shut it, Shoto He's the handsome ronin who comes to visit.]

You're better off using both your fire and your ice. About fucking time you got over that damn block and made it your own.

[Similar to what he demands of Izuku as well.]

Whatever time works for you. I'll be there all day till you get there.

[heir_conditioned]

[No one really can. Shoto is his own man when it comes to it, but he does shape his worldly attributes on if he's doing it right as to what his friends and people around him react. ...Well. Bakugo just plain up tells him 99% of the time and the looks that Bakugo gives are the other 1%.

There are few who have seen that smile. It's true. "Visit", mhm. Mhm.]

It took me a while but I got there with everyone's help and my own determination.

9 Then. I'll bring you breakfast. I've been practicing on Kirishima.

[blastedass]

[Bakugo's not the person to hold back his opinions. Whether it's yelling at Shoto's blase face or his misunderstanding of some cultural phrases or snarling at him for walking in front of him, the blonde doesn't pull his punches. Good thing Shoto's able to ignore most of those things and see them for what they are.

Well they're the lucky few who get to see that smile. Lots of close visiting going on.]

Yeah. We'll have our rematch sometime back home. And I'll destroy you at full power.

Want to meet somewhere or at yours or my place?

[Poor Kirishima? Though at least his food-based guinea pig trials no longer have egg shells.]

[heir_conditioned]

[Shoto knows, now at least, which one of those are actually something to listen to or which tone of Bakugo's voice means he's just doing something to talk at a normal, human level for him. He's capable of reading between the lines and that's likely why he's capable of having Bakugo as a friend at all.]

We will. Once we're both pros I'm certain we can participate in more tournaments, too. I'm looking forward to it.

I'll come to your house with the ingredients, enough for you and Midoriya should he wish to join us. It's for your birthday, you're not supposed to do anything but relax or have fun. I will do the rest.

[blastedass]

[Kind of scary that Shoto's picked up on shit that some people still can't get after a few years. Bakugo isn't going to have a big fucking discussion with him about that, though he often chalks up the guy's blase response to his aggression and volume to simply be Shoto's far calmer disposition. And him just not giving a shit.]

Bullshit. If you think I'm gonna wait till we're pros to settle that score, you're fucking full of it.

You can come to the house, but I'm not leaving you alone in the damn kitchen. You and Deku can make whatever while I'm there.

[Still doesn't trust Shoto with the cooking entirely...]

[heir_conditioned]

[Shoto has a lot of time to dwell on things when his mind won't shut off and picks up easily enough on things. But. No, there doesn't need to be a discussion on it. It's just how Bakugo does and Bakugo is fine as is.]

It would be fun any time. Maybe here, too.

No, it's your birthday and a surprise. I'll be there tomorrow.

[blastedass]

[Maybe someday they'll be resting together and those dwelling thoughts can come out to have a chance at getting talked about. Granted, depending on the topic, Bakugo's not one to go carrying on long-winded conversations about shit he keeps close to chest.]

We can pick a stage and go at it any time you fucking want.

[The one at the academy didn't count cause it was more Shoto blowing off steam.]

Ugh. Fine! As long as Deku's in there with you!

[heir_conditioned]

[Maybe they can. It would be something he could ask one day, but today is an argument about leaving Shoto in the kitchen.]

Any time?

[It didn't. Shoto was more mad than keeping his wits about him or utilizing his entire kit and any other things he has learned along the way.]

We'll see, we haven't spoken in a while. He can stay with you and you can both enjoy it instead.

[blastedass]

[Of course there's an argument about leaving Shoto in the kitchen! He's got a reputation for a reason. Bakugo saw the state of this guy's kitchen before. Sheesh...]

I'll murder you if you pick 3 am.

[Bakugo knew he needed to vent in a place he wouldn't feel was endangering anyone, so might as well. He's got no regrets over that.]

Don't think you're getting the point here. You, ALONE, in my kitchen, ain't fucking happening.