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"Katsuki Bakugo. Make it fast or hang the fuck up."

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[blastedass]

[His face over here...]

Clothes!

[heir_conditioned]

[Appropriate...]

Hmm...
What kind of clothes? Can you describe them?

[blastedass]

[WHO LET YOU ONLINE?! KIRISHIMAAA!!!]

A black tank top and black sweatpants.

[heir_conditioned]

[Kirishima isn't his keeper! ...kind of.]

I think it's supposed to be lacy. But I think I like that better. Is that really all?

[blastedass]

[Yeah it's that "kind of" that's key.

Wait-]

What's supposed to be lacy?!

[heir_conditioned]

[Kirishima does help him a lot, that's true. BUT. Not with this.]

Your clothing. It's supposed to be lacy. I'm not sure if I'm allowed to be the one with lacy clothing.

[blastedass]

[He should NOT be helping him with this.]

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THE IDEA I'D WEAR LACY CLOTHES?!

[heir_conditioned]

[No one should, Shoto should be banned from any wireless communication that can let him watch movies or read manga or get on forums.]

Wouldn't you? Now that I'm thinking of it, it would look nice on you and I'm torn between what you're wearing and what you're supposed to tell me you're wearing.

[blastedass]

[But the poor child needs to live SOMEHOW and experience all these amazing things that he can then force upon his friends.]

You're spouting crap! Are you drunk?!

[Or did you get hit with a horny missile?]

[heir_conditioned]

[Also true. Maybe he just has very good friends.]

No. I tried drinking once but I didn't like the taste. It's supposed to be an alluring message. Do you want me to tell you I'm wearing lacy items instead?

[Both? Both.]

[blastedass]

[Who should somehow keep a better eye on him.]

You're not wearing lacy items, Half-n-Half.

[heir_conditioned]

[They've both got better things to do than babysit him. Perhaps. Like wear lace?]

No, I'm not. It's just my nightwear. T-shirt and pants. The point is to create the illusion that one of us is. The point is to create a narrative that both of us find attractive. Lace is a common theme.

[blastedass]

[Maybe there's a way to do both... Even if he'd probably prefer leather.]

What the hell have you been reading?! That's not how it's supposed to go!

[Well, that's ONE way it can go, but certainly not the way Bakugo thought it was going.]

[heir_conditioned]

[Leather is a whole new world someone needs to teach him for sure.]

I've been looking up things that come across on the topic of intimacy. How is it supposed to go? Everything I've read crafts a narrative.

[blastedass]

[He might be more willing to do leather than teach him lace...]

I'm supposed to describe what I'm wearing in a way that turns you on, not fucking lie about what I'm not wearing!

[heir_conditioned]

[Both acceptable, one even practical.]

Oh. There were accounts of embellishment, but alright. Go ahead.

[blastedass]

[NA-?!

... THAT WASN'T AGREEMENT TO CONTINUE?!

Grrr, this bastard...]

I'm not wearing anything under my pants.

[heir_conditioned]

[Suuuure it was. After all, Bakugo continued didn't he? So that means Shoto's on the right track and, for that, he continues too.]

Do you do that often? Not wear anything under your clothes or just for the night time?

[blastedass]

[Okay well there might be SOME inkling of tolerating time spent with Shoto, so...]

Mostly for night. Not gonna fucking chafe under my usual pants.

[heir_conditioned]

[Tolerating is a talent when it comes to Shoto, especially when he's trying to get his way. Just like now as he types out his thoughts in to digital life, even if he knows the answer based on his own costume and the detriment if they don't wear gear.]

And your Hero costume? Do you ever...?

[blastedass]

[Shoto's easier to tolerate than a number of people Bakugo knows. He's getting less annoying as the days go on, but that doesn't mean he can't drive the blonde up the wall every now and then.]

Commando? Yeah. Not often.

[Sometimes he even wears some... armor, down there. Look, villains fight dirty.]

[heir_conditioned]

[Or against a wall, that seems to be acceptable too.]

I suspected, it wouldn't be practical. What if I asked you to wear your costume one day?

[blastedass]

[He wouldn't say no to something like that...]

Why don't you just come out on patrol with me, when I normally wear it?

[heir_conditioned]

I meant more in the way of fabricating narrative for this, and while we're on patrol I don't know if it's a good idea for us to drop our guard. Unless you mean it as a method of training itself?

[blastedass]

In this damn place? There's hardly enough crime to keep the fucking Diamond Guard busy.

What, you want me to tell you what it feels like to go out in costume commando?