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« Great Explosion Murder God » 💥 Dynamight 💥 TEXT ✧ AUDIO ✧ VIDEO ✧ ACTION Katsuki Bakugou ✦ My Hero Academia
RESIDENCE ✦ Bakugou / Midoriya Residence
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"Katsuki Bakugo. Make it fast or hang the fuck up."

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[blastedass]

What?

[redfeathers]

Happy belated birthday 🎉

Do anything exciting?

[blastedass]

[Dammit, Bird Brain! Who fucking told you?!]

How'd you find out?!

[Like Hawks can't look at their student records.]

[redfeathers]

A little bird told me.

( He is a snoopy bird. )

[blastedass]

Uh-huh.

Well you are kinda short compared to some heroes...

r u d e

[redfeathers]

Ahhhh, I wished you a happy birthday and here you are being mean to me!

Besides, not everyone can be as tall as Endeavor-san and Jeanist-san.

"little"

[blastedass]

You said a "little" bird told you. Morbird's not here, so that just leaves you.

I still think Denim Head cheats...

[redfeathers]

You got me. I may or may not have done some digging on you after you "won" the sports festival.

I had my doubts too. But between you and me, he is actually that tall under all that denim.

[blastedass]

That doesn't fucking surprise me at all. Still went with Morbird instead of me, huh?

Fucking hell... I was expecting some kind of damn stilts or something!

[redfeathers]

You were my other pick. Jeanist-san beat me to it, though.

The rest of his hair is very nicely kept too, in case you were wondering. ☺️

WOW

[blastedass]

Sucks to be you.

[Sucked to be Bakugou as well. He was jealous of Tokoyami very quickly. Bird Brain actually LEARNED shit!]

DON'T FUCKING TELL ME THAT SHIT, YOU ASSHOLE!! FUCK YOU!!

couldn't resist !!

[redfeathers]

A little, but I'm sure you had a lot of fun with Jeanist-san! There's always next time, right?

You seemed curious, I thought I should share!

just what he wanted to think of...

[blastedass]

IT FUCKING SUCKED! All he did was try to change my damn image! I didn't learn a single thing from him!

[Not entirely true, but...]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THINK I WAS CURIOUS ABOUT THAT?!

his job here is done

[redfeathers]

( Oh. That doesn't surprise him. The first couple of internships he'd done hadn't been the most productive or useful for him, either.

But he is laughing. Bakugou's reactions always give him a good laugh. )

He taught you how to do his funny combover, right? That's something!

People like to ask interesting things about us pros! So you never know.

get your winged ass back here

[blastedass]

[Why don't you get over here physically and give him a good laugh. Cause he'll be glad to SHOW YOU what's fucking funny about this! Play a game of Boom the Bird Bastard!]

I never DID that fucking combover once!

What you think I'm wondering about your dick or something?!

maybe later when death is less likely !

[redfeathers]

( He's good - he's not in the mood to get blown up today! Raincheck? )

Really? That's surprising. A little disappointing, too.

Mine? No. Maybe All Might-san? Or Endeavor-san?

it's always likely with this shit.

[blastedass]

[Fucking chicken...]

DISAPPOINTING?! IT LOOKED LIKE SHIT! Why don't you let him have a damn go at your bird's nest hair?

WHY WOULD YOU JUMP TO THOSE TWO?!

maybe one day he'll grow on bakugou enough that death won't be the immediate answer, maybe one day..

[redfeathers]

I dunno. I think it'd be bad for my ratings back home.

I don't know what Bakugou's type is. Is there someone else you think about?

it won't be today!

[blastedass]

HAH! SO YOU DO ADMIT IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT!!

And you think I'm gonna tell you?

there's always tomorrow (✿◠‿◠)

[redfeathers]

Yeah. It's not the best. But it works for Jeanist-san and all his sidekicks. Mostly. My ratings are still better.

Probably not. But it doesn't hurt to ask, maybe you're in a sharing mood.

tomorrow might indeed be the day

[blastedass]

I'm still not fucking wearing it if I ever bother going back to that shit!

[News flash: he will indeed go back to "that shit" in his second year.]

Why don't we meet somewhere and I'll show you in person.

tomorrow, tomorrow~~

[redfeathers]

Maybe you can come to my agency next year. No funny hair needed.

( Assuming, he, you know, still has his agency and all that once everything is said and done. )

Sure, why not?

I was going to ask if you wanted to help me with some training anyway.

i'll love you, tomorrow~

[blastedass]

You normally employ flight-based heroes though.

[Yeaaah, there is that little issue. Bakugou doesn't blame Hawks for his actions, so at least he's still got Dynamight's support. (Endeavor's a slightly rockier story...) But the idea of joining Hawks' agency is very tempting.]

What kind?

You're always a day away~

[redfeathers]

You have versatile aerial maneuvers. I can work with that. And Fumikage didn't know how to fly when I first took him in, either.

( It is, but Hawks will get through it somehow. And support is always appreciated. )

I was thinking I could use you for target practice, but I'm flexible.

( He's joking. Kind of. )

[blastedass]

Not surprising. That's what I want to work on with you, aerial movement and combat.

[It's true Bakugou spends a lot of time in the air with his Quirk, comfortable on ground or air when fighting, but... he's still naturally terrestrial and would prefer to get more "natural" in the air as well, instead of making a conscious choice to move the battle there and keep it so.]

Psh, you land a fucking feather on me and I'll buy you lunch, Bird Brain.