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RESIDENCE ✦ Bakugou / Midoriya Residence
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"Katsuki Bakugo. Make it fast or hang the fuck up."

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[heir_conditioned]

[Technically, yes, Bakugo owns Shoto's house. So hell yeah he should be able to mess it all up and Shoto will be happy to do that. There's trees on the property that're going to get used as prop posts and all sorts.]

Sometimes getting a straight answer from Juuzou needs the right question or to think outside the box.

Other than it being my own fault, I've never found either of those things to be true. He's careful and well kept.

[blastedass]

[Meta response: actually no Bakugo doesn't (and he made damn sure to emphasize that). All the blonde did was co-sign and pay for it. The house in its entirety is in Shoto's name; it's Half-n-Half's responsibility to care for it and make sure he's generating enough manna per month to keep it (which isn't hard). The only manner the property is linked to Bakugo in is on the off chance Shoto disappears, Bakugo becomes the property's owner to hold onto until Shoto comes back or someone else arrives. Same thing in reverse: if Bakugo and Izuku vanish, Shoto (and Jiro) will be given Bakugo/Izuku's house to hold onto and care for until they decide to do something with it.

Ergo, if Shoto wants to protect the trees on the lot, it's within his legal rights to tell Bakugo to aim his shots away from the tree. (At which point he'll get a snappy response back that Half-n-Half shouldn't go in front of the fucking trees.)

Anyways! Yeah, it's important to Bakugo none of his classmates feel "indebted" to him over their homes. All he did was pay for it to let them skip a few months of waiting.]

Fucking say that next time.

He smells like an old man!

An intended blunder I assure you lol

[heir_conditioned]

[That's actually kinda sweet.

Shoto only feels that he wants to return the kindness, somehow, one day, in some way. He'll figure it out, but Bakugo is his friend and he would've done the same for him. Yes the F-word.]

The next time? I don't think there's a need for it to be said twice.

...Oh. I thought you were talking about Kirishima. I agree where it comes to my father.

[Welp.]

Eh figured i'd "make it canon" somewhere so we have a reference~

[blastedass]

[Stfu... He won't admit to it.

So long as Shoto actually moves into the house eventually and remains near Bakugo and Izuku, then he'll consider the favor returned in full. That's why he did it in the first fucking place. GOD DAMN YOUR FUCKING F-WORD FANATICISM!!]

If you talk about him to someone else there will be.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD KIRISHIMA SMELL LIKE AN OLD MAN?!

I like it! I just had to do my silliness today.

[heir_conditioned]

[It's a goal to work toward for both of them.

Shoto will be, for sure. He's eager to be around his friends. He doesn't want to be away from anyone in some way or another. TAKE HIS FRIENDSHIP YOU BASTARD.]

Oh. I see what you mean. No, I just wanted to tell you and Kirishima.

I thought you were just saying it to say it. My father had good intentions but having some parental vigil isn't something I wanted, so I owe it to Kirishima. I just mis-read what you meant.

[If he wasn't focused on a certain someone that he's worried is going to be mad at him forever and a day.]

it's already tomorrow though...

[blastedass]

[That's the entire point of the housing offer, to keep the people from his world close. Where he can see them every day. SEE. Not "interact" like some people would assume. It's gonna be like U.A. dorms all over again. Just with houses with yards and shit. A neighborhood. Yeah. Hero neighborhood.

NO! KEEP THAT SHIT TO YOURSELF!!]

You're gonna end up telling others if people talk to you about him.

He's a fucking asshole and I blame him for a lot of what happened to you and Dabi, but he's trying to atone. Keeping that vigil probably helps him feel better, knowing you're safe.

Even if it is fucking annoying.

[Yeah well, reap what you sow, Half-n-Half.]

I live in the past, it's today for me still LOL

[heir_conditioned]

[A hero neighbourhood would be ideal, at least there'd be no crime? Mainly because they'd all know each other and things would likely be done before there were need for it to turn anywhere near that.

NUH UH.

But also normally, he'd be happy to talk about Juuzou but for now... Well. That's one hell of a topic, Bakugo.]

Endeavor is an unmatchable hero, but Enji Todoroki as a husband and father lacks everything else. No one in my family is innocent of Toya in our own way, myself included.

[Is the reap getting to think about how Kirishima smells, or his hugs instead of what a shitty Dad he has?]

[blastedass]

[That's one of the perks. Definitely not the reason Bakugo wanted it, but hey, can't complain about what comes of it naturally. Not willing to go set up a new dorm or anything, since he prefers his house and personal space and all, but a neighborhood is worth it.

Look if you want him to "take it" then make "it" something other than friendship, dammit!

Yeah well, Endeavor is part of his world; Juuzou is not. Veering back to the familiar for a bit, since Shoto brought it up.]

We're gonna surpass him, and All Might, as heroes. Of course you'll be behind me, so you and Deku can fight for the No. 2 spot.

[He had his say. Not getting onto your family soap box. And yes, that's probably part of the reaping.]

[heir_conditioned]

[Shoto wouldn't live in a dorm anymore, seeing empty rooms wouldn't sit well and even empty houses will be hard but not impossible. He's all on board with this neighbourhood and is glad to be a part of it.

What about "frivals" with an f?

RIP their world.]

Yes, we will. As long as I can be a hero and help to save people or our world even in part, I'll be content to support you from below if that's how it turns out.

I'd better go. I keep losing track of Juuzou when I look down at the screen and he's hard to get out of high places.

[blastedass]

[Bakugo can accept that reasoning. He'd feel uncomfortable with a bunch of empty rooms around him too. Better to keep the house idea; that's flexible enough as things shift and move. But he's glad that Shoto accepted the offer.

That's fucking stupid and he should be ashamed. But probably works for them...

No. They're going to save their world and all the people involved in that whole damn mess.]

If you're content with that, I won't have any trouble staying ahead of you. Enjoy the dust, Half-n-Half.

[It's called shit-talking encouragement.]

The fuck? Is this a person or a fucking cat?

[Now he's confused.]

[heir_conditioned]

[Shoto is still extremely grateful for that offer. Again it comes because of certain needs and wants of one of the persons involved, but really, it's an overwhelming comfort coming in the near future for him, too.

Shame? Sure, shame is fine. Frivals it is.

Okay. True and also true. Maybe in the meantime this world first.]

I said if it turns out that way. Never think for one minute, Bakugo, that I won't try everything I know and then some to dethrone you. I can't have you getting lazy thinking I wouldn't try.

Sometimes I wonder.

[Confusion is exactly the energy one should expect when dealing with Juuzou. Just be glad he's not with them, because both of them are easily distracted from their journey by wanting to go see things or agreeing they should go see something mundane.]

[blastedass]

[Yeah yeah yeah, stop gushing. He gets it. Just don't bitch about him when it comes to cutting your lawn or backing up a stopped toilet. That's on you, Half-n-Half. The comfort thing is something the two can agree on; having a place all to your own that you control as much as possible is amazing to have in this crap situation.

Fuckin frivals. Soon enough.

Deal with what's in front of you, deal with what comes later afterwards.]

Don't give me reason to think that for a minute and I fucking won't.

[Nyeh. Screw you for thinking he knows what lazy actually is. Still "dethroning" means he's actually on the throne ahead of Shoto. Ha ha ha. Loser.]

Sounds like a fucking pain in the ass. Glad that's your problem.

[Yeah no. Confusion is not the kind of energy Bakugo wants invited into his life. If he ever does have to deal with a shopping excursion with the two of them, he'll abandon them without a second thought.]

[heir_conditioned]

[Refused. He will gush as much as he wants and Bakugo can't stop him. All those things associated with having to deal with a house are secondary only to having somewhere he can hide out when something gets overwhelming. It's fine that Bakugo also offered he could stay there, there will still be times he takes that offer up. But. Having somewhere to just exist without the possibility of having to feel anything close to social even by means of dinner or whatever is something he appreciates. And Shoto will have those sorts of days. Bakugo facilitated that so take that gush too.

F-frivals.]

Take it face value, then. You're someone I hold in high esteem and I won't be cowed by that.

[It'll be all the more sweet to kick the chairlegs out from under him, your majesty.]

Me too, if I'm honest. I've missed him a lot. I didn't realize how much until him being here was an actuality.

[blastedass]

[The fuck?! Of course he can stop him! Shove a pillow in his mouth! Or a cup or his fist or whatever else is lying around that'll fit inside that gushing mouth! That said, another agreement on the hiding out part, though Bakugo'd just say he wants his own time away from all the idiots that drive him up the fucking wall. Yeah, the people from his world have open invitations to his house, so long as they're willing to deal with the initial barking if they show up unannounced. The house gives him that opportunity and relief. Should give them all that sort of thing. Even and Izuku are on different floors so there's at least some separation between them.

Frivals.]

Then come at me with everything you got; I'll be waiting.

[Don't make him break his throne over your fucking head cause he will!]

Gross. Save that for him. I invited Kirishima over.

[So you two got three days to shack up and shag on as long as you want.]

[heir_conditioned]

[Well, he could try those things. The hand over his mouth might not be the best idea, but hey, maybe sometimes it could be a fun idea. At least they both agree on the need for solitude now and again. Shoto doesn't like being alone but he has times when he needs to be just to kind of recharge his social batteries and not feel like he's overwhelmed himself let alone anyone else.

UM YES. Exactly like that.]

If you don't stay on your toes, Bakugo. I won't need to go to that length. Are you sure you can beat me still?

[Trash talking makes him feel better.]

I told him, Juuzou knows what he means to me. I hope that Kirishima and you have fun.

[None've that! ...likely!]

[blastedass]

[Something they can explore later. Those fun ideas. Out on the beach. On a bed somewhere. A pool. (NOT a fucking dressing room, you ass.) But the comfort of the "home" is a reward all to itself and he felt it every time he opened his door and went inside. Able to shut the door, and with it, shut the world outside. It was worth the cost and effort to make it work.]

When the fuck have you ever known me to get complacent, Half-n-Half Bastard? You wanna throw down, I'll kick your ass right now if you need it.

[Don't trash talk someone who's READY TO GO immediately.]

Yeah. Sure we'll find something to do. Whatever it is, it'll trump your lame ass time.

[Heheheh. Ever the shit.]

edfrgtyhgytfrde he's so competitive i love him

[heir_conditioned]

[What about the dressing room of the pool? There's so many places to choose from, may as well make it a list instead. But yet again agreed, just having somewhere to go and be out of the bustle is nice.

Bakugo can't see it but Shoto is full on smiling.]

Another time.

[If only it worked like that.]

I'm sure whatever you both get up to will be very fun. I'll be sure to send you both pictures.

[Never change, Bakugo. Ever.]

just say the magic words~

[blastedass]

[That... might be accepted. Make a fucking bucket list and they can start checking them off one by one. He's still got that motorcycle if they want to do something bad on it. (Shocks are great; he made sure of that.) Anyways... yeah. Homes.

Fucking bets he's smiling so he's gonna flick him off over here anyways. Jerkass.]

Uh-huh.

[He sees how it is. Run, Half-n-Half.]

Ugh, send that crap to Deku and Shitty Hair. I don't need a photo journal of your three-day date.

[Knowing he'll look at them if sent regardless.]

Do the words have to be in conjunction with cherries on top?

[heir_conditioned]

[At least now his journal will have a reason to get carried around like a bad reference to a certain friend that made him think of it in the first place. 'List of places to get into Bakugo's pants'. Hell yes. With or without taking a round out on that bike on more than the road, that's something Shoto would enjoy.

It's a fair cosmic exchange.]

Three day date? With who?

[He knows that Bakugo would look. At the moment he's not sure if Kirishima would really enjoy seeing those pictures. Innocent as they would be, he's still just come out of the other side of yet another argument.]

Ugh, get that sap outta here. Cherries are on the bottom.

[blastedass]

[DON'T KEEP A FUCKING JOURNAL ABOUT THIS SHIT!! You thought Bakugou's notebook-exploding days were over, but in this particular case, there might be some old habits coming back... Is he the only one in this group of nuts that doesn't take notes on sexual things? (Just remembers them because fuck writing that shit down.)

Cosmic? Not even going to ask on that further.]

Think about it. Later.

[There's only a certain amount of Todoroki "dumbass" he can handle and Shoto just surpassed his limits. Perhaps it's not a good idea to go showing those pictures this time around. Just enjoy your time alone with your friend and let that be that. Bakugo's got to go get the house ready for a few-day sleepover.]

Understood, Bakugo's new nickname is Cherry.

[heir_conditioned]

[Shoto would've bothered him more, but, he's already trying to think on it and Juuzou is likely miles ahead of him by now. So it's a search and rescue mission.]

Good night, Bakugo.

[Off he goes.]

Call him that and he'll kill him outright.

[blastedass]

[Yeah, it's the "bother more" part that gets Bakugou cutting the phone off. They both have things to do now, people to focus on. Shoto's got some weird cat cannibal person to find and Bakugou has to get ready for Kirishima's arrival.

He glances at the phone and Shoto's last text message... then leaves it. Said his farewells and he's pretty sure the other guy's off by now.

Another time.]