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"Katsuki Bakugo. Make it fast or hang the fuck up."

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[blastedass]

[Bakugo can nominate names for the Idiots Club but he certainly will never be included in their ranks. Of course, there runs the fine line of idiocy being linked to intelligence and idiocy being linked to common sense. Which will be the deciding factors for that club? (Bakugo doesn't share beds with anyone... at first.)0]

No fucking clue. I only spoke to LoudMouth once. He and Aizawa-sensei were here when I arrived, but neither interacted much with us before going home.

[heir_conditioned]

[Hmm with both those taken into consideration who knows? Only the man who recruits for the Idiot Club of course. (His loss, lovely view and comfy bed. RIP trying to get away without stating or being obvious if Shoto gets him there.)]

That really does show that we're living different lives here. It's not like Sensei to not want to check in on us. There's too much to think about sometimes.

[blastedass]

[There's probably going to be a host of recruiters for the club. Hell, it might turn into a fucking witch hunt with everyone claiming everyone else is an idiot. Especially if they all start driving, because that's one of the rules of driving: everyone else on the road but you is a fucking moron.

(He sleeps in the same bed with people of his fucking choosing. Hmph!)]

I think he wanted to check in on us, but he wasn't here long enough to do it. He's the one who got me off the fucking station when I arrived.

[heir_conditioned]

[That is the number one rule of driving. Does that mean that if Shoto starts driving, Bakugo is the idiot? Hm.]

Maybe. I don't pretend to know what goes on in his head or anyone else's without hopes it's tactical. I'm glad at least someone was there promptly for you.

[blastedass]

[It'd be a foolhardy thing to think, but them's the rules. So long as he knows Bakugo thinks Shoto's an even bigger idiot and will flip him the bird momentarily.]

Didn't say shit about it being prompt.

[heir_conditioned]

[You mean 'wave' at him? Because that's how Shoto would end up taking it, for sure. That's how he takes getting flipped off even now.]

How long were you there? It doesn't seem very comfortable.

[blastedass]

[Wow. Someone has to teach you that is NOT a positive hand gesture, Half-n-Half! Not this guy thought; Katsuki uses that gesture for... actually no, it's not a positive thing with him either!]

Three days in confinement. A day for orientation.

I'm so sorry lmao I just got back to the computer and failed this twice.

[heir_conditioned]

[From Bakugo it seems like it is. Anyone else and Shoto might just have to pull out that icy Todoroki glare.]

Then no, not comfortable at all. I would've ended up there myself if Midoriya hadn't convinced me he was someone I knew. I know it's bad form for a host but I just don't feel like cooking. What do you want for lunch, I'll order it.

s'all good. i deleted a huge tag via accidental "refresh" and it sucked.

[blastedass]

[What you mean the one that never worked on him? Oh you mean for other people. Go for it. People are wusses if they cower under that.]

Oh right, you came when the planet was fucking up people's minds with amnesia. Lucky Deku found you; I would've just knocked your ass out and dragged you back.

There's a sushi place.

[Cuing up the number and order he normally gets.]

Ouch... that *is* the worst. It's why I use like Typio or whatever this is.

[heir_conditioned]

[That's the one, the one that Bakugo doesn't care about and only ever got heated about having leveled at him. He's the first one that didn't melt under the pressure of it.]

I did, but I think I would've rather that than the embarrassment when I was back to my own mind.

Sushi, then.

[Which he's taking down in his book, you know, for reasons. Then he's already calling to order preemptively so that it will arrive at lunch properly.]

i'll look into that.

[blastedass]

[Yeah well he's never fond of anyone giving him some kind of icy glare because that automatically means 'you got a fucking problem, huh' for him and challenge fucking accepted! It's not wonder...]

Next time you're out there rescuing someone, you get to make that call. I had to get out of a fucking crystal cave trying to stab anyone who fucking sneezed or fell wrong.

[Wow. Look at you being all proactive and shit.]

♥

[heir_conditioned]

[No, the only icey cold stares he gets anymore are the dissociative ones where Shoto's mind leaves his body for some reason. Likely because he's been hit in a way that triggers a memory, or something else that does but otherwise that's it. He likes Bakugo, very much even on a platonic friend scale if he had only that to measure. There's no reason to level that kind of innate ire toward someone he likes.]

I'll try not to have to knock them out. If it comes to that, for their own good, I could always just freeze them and pull them along. There's a temperature and a certain amount of time before the organs start shutting down. It's not hard to figure out if I have time based on how far I am.

[M a y b e.]

[blastedass]

[There's a difference between the threatening icy stare to warn people away from whatever they're currently doing, and the blank vapid one of concentration gone missing. He knows the difference easily enough. Eyebrows are expressive, Shoto... Though really, there are plenty of reasons for people to get irritated with the blonde. He kind of brings that on himself often enough. It's a gift.]

It's not just the distance you have to worry about in that shithole. The planet's surface changes every damn time. Once it was almost all fucking cloud. Couldn't do shit without flying. And that's without the fucking lightning coming at you.

[Yeah. It's a complete deathtrap.]

[heir_conditioned]

[It's a good thing at least, a few of his friends know the dissonance of Shoto's mind and let him navigate it as he needs to. Maybe one day Shoto will find reasons to be upset with Bakugo again, but not today. Today he's, guiltily/happy for the company even if it comes at the cost of Bakugo having a bit of a hard time.]

That's true. I wonder what it would be this month. Or next. Maybe we should write it down and see if it loops.

[At least something got hammered into Shoto's head by Izuku's behaviours.]

[blastedass]

[A bit of a hard time is an understatement. This month's shit, he's injured, Shoto's hurt, his boyfriend's running around in an emotional feral state, it's fucking freezing out here, there's a war (dying down at least) in the streets, and just... fuck!]

Deku writes them down, we've studied them, it's fucking random save for that bastard Malachite usually being involved.

[Still, by all means, give it a go, Half-n-Half. Izuku'll be proud.]

[heir_conditioned]

[At least Kirishima is relatively alright, other than the emotional trauma. ...Okay never mind all of them suck this month collectively. It's never a good time for them. Maybe annoying Valentines Day will be good.]

Even the ones before you were here? We were lucky there was someone who remembered a reprisal of the whole year of happenings in the City. Things I wouldn't have known with my timeframe there.

[He's going to do the best he can.]

[blastedass]

[Kirishima's having to deal with a three-way fallout, one of them close to home living condition wise, one of them close to home friendship wise, and one close to home classmate wise. It's likely not a good time for him either, especially since he had to break the news to Endeavor.

Fuck annoying Valentines... Bakugo's gonna scowl in his house all month.]

From what I know, yeah. Still random. I came here about four months after all of this Malachite kidnapping shit started.

[Maybe five months, give or take one.]

[heir_conditioned]

[Okay. Kirishima sort of does have it bad, too. No one worse than the other unless you count Shoto. He's gotten off easy with all this in comparison. He just wishes he could help. More than just 'come over for Sushi'.

That conversation with his dad was awkward and he learned things he didn't want to know and isn't sure how to tell Bakugo either.]

So you've been here from almost the very beginning of their kidnapping... You'd know then. For certain. I'm not trying to say I doubt you or Izuku being thorough, I'm just trying to think of anything we can use to our advantage.

[blastedass]

[Unfortunately, much of this is out of their hands. Bakugo can't go drag Izuku home when he's in this state. The battle might be won, but the cost of the other hero being "forced" all over again in this mental state... No, he'll leave him to work his own issues out. The weather isn't helping either. So long as he knows Izuku's not dying out there, then that's what Bakugo's gonna focus on.

The offer for some company, sushi included, is welcome. (Bleh! He doesn't want to hear your family stuff!)]

Close to it, from what I can tell. I've tried to find out about the portals that bring people here. If we can find those, we can find a way home. But if Malachite's opening them, then we're back to the fucking start.

[heir_conditioned]

[There's no forcing Izuku to do anything. Otherwise one of the two of them, if not all four of them, would be out there hunting him. If it goes too long, Shoto certainly will but he will be a good boy. Sit on his hands. That sort. Nothing's helping this month.

Shoto hasn't had sushi in forever, so it's not so bad.]

We'll find a way, Bakugo. There are people in other world I want to at least check on and if that's the way, then I want to know how to get home and to get to them.

[blastedass]

[He's giving him the month, but the next one, he'd better be more accepting of coming back home and calming the fuck down or else there's gonna be some fucking words. And some catching/dragging if necessary, alone or with a team. Simple as that.

Yeah well, Bakugo'd make the sushi if he weren't having a fucking shit month. Order's fine.]

No one's going anywhere, willingly, so long as that bastard's in control. Or not in control. Fuck if I know which way it goes.

[heir_conditioned]

[It definitely won't be alone, not unless Bakugo just doesn't tell him. Shoto would respect that, it's not like just a friend for Bakugo.

But then he has something else to complain about, how terribly the sushi is made and how he could do better.]

When we figure out our timing and our plan, it won't matter. We'll find out then.

[Whenever 'then' is.]

Then we can do what needs to be done. We've never been truly beaten and he'll have to send us home if he wants us to completely stop.

[blastedass]

[There'd be a struggle in his head about "my problem" versus "our problem" when it comes to Izuku. But ultimately he would tell, because like it or not, with this level of strength, Bakugo couldn't subdue Izuku on his own. Much as he'd want to say he could.

Hopefully it won't come to that.]

That's the fucking intent. People bitch about him being "just a kid" and "doesn't understand" his powers, but hell with that! He damn well knows what he's doing!

[heir_conditioned]

[It's his problem too, or rather it's Izuku's problem but their issue all together.]

With no one to lead him, or teach him, it's probably why. But there's no excuse if he knows right from wrong with or without powers.

[blastedass]

[Guess that means they're gonna have to go after him together if things don't shape up in time.]

He acts like a little kid most of the time, but in the fall he turned into a "teenager" or something. Fucker knows what's good and bad, but doesn't give a shit so long as he gets what he wants.

First responsible thing I've ever seen him do is step in for these gang wars.