[ See, he's not as dumb as you'd think, he got into one of the most prestigious schools in Japan! Kaminari could have had a really high-paying job in electricity, but here he is, Trying to be a hero.
He leveled from 1.5 to 2 million! That has to make him a pikachu! ]
[ Hey! He's a red-blooded teenage boy, he likes looking at pretty girls! That doesn't mean he's gonna say creepy things, climb walls to look at their side of an onsen or peek at them through holes! He's never been so insulted in his life to be compared to the grape.
...it's a bitty amount of respect and yet he'll treasure it forever. ]
It's still kids, dude! Imagine your ratings if you blast kids, you'd never be number one!
[ If logic doesn't work, hit him where it hurts. ]
[Just plot together to see them in swimsuits by trying to nab the use of the facility's pool. Though Bakugou won't say Kaminari's AS BAD as the fucking Midget as far as actionable attempts go. Thoughts? ... You know you, Pikachu.
Polish that pretty precious penny piece.]
FINE!! FUCK!!
[Keep it above the fucking belt, Denki!]
Gonna fucking watch if you ever get attacked by a midget pretending to be a damn kid...
[ Hey, hey! They were gonna wear swimsuits too! It was equal and all that! Everyone could look!
Kaminari is so glad that he's texting because now he's giggling at the reply, feeling a tiny sense of accomplishment from 'winning' and also steering Bakugou away from child murder. ]
[THAT'S WASN'T WHAT YOU WERE PLANNING AND YOU KNOW IT!! Double disappointment points for the girls wearing school-issued swimsuits AND the boys being there too.
Ugh. He hopes you choke on your fucking spit and die. That or get beset by those little monsters he and Half-n-Half had to deal with during the remediation course. Deal with that and tell him you don't want to kill some kids afterwards.]
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Date: 12/7/21 19:34 (UTC)[WHY HAVE YOU NOT THOUGHT OF TRYING THESE THINGS IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE?! You need someone too spoonfeed you these ideas, you-- you-
You're not even a Pikachu! ... YOU'RE A FUCKING PICHU!!]
Shit kids are villains and deserve an AP Shot to the face.
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Date: 12/8/21 17:52 (UTC)A PICHU? SOB. ]
That doesn't sound very hero-like, dude.
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Date: 12/8/21 18:39 (UTC)Pichu.]
I've shot plenty of villains in the face.
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Date: 12/9/21 23:50 (UTC)He leveled from 1.5 to 2 million! That has to make him a pikachu! ]
Dude we're talking about little kids, though!
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Date: 12/10/21 00:09 (UTC)At least Bakugou's not going to diss his desire to be a hero. Tiny respect there.
That just makes him a Smash Bros Pichu...]
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BABYSIT THOSE FUCKING MONSTERS!!!
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Date: 12/11/21 15:40 (UTC)He'll take the tiny respect... and maybe Smash Bros Pichu. ]
They're still kids! What hero blasts kids?? Dynamight the kid blaster, you wanna be that?
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Date: 12/11/21 17:48 (UTC)Good, that's the only modicum of respect he's fucking getting from him.]
If they give me a damn reason to! I'm not gonna fucking murder them for nothing!
[But holy shit does he want to...]
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Date: 12/12/21 15:12 (UTC)...it's a bitty amount of respect and yet he'll treasure it forever. ]
It's still kids, dude! Imagine your ratings if you blast kids, you'd never be number one!
[ If logic doesn't work, hit him where it hurts. ]
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Date: 12/12/21 19:46 (UTC)Polish that pretty precious penny piece.]
FINE!! FUCK!!
[Keep it above the fucking belt, Denki!]
Gonna fucking watch if you ever get attacked by a midget pretending to be a damn kid...
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Date: 12/12/21 21:41 (UTC)Kaminari is so glad that he's texting because now he's giggling at the reply, feeling a tiny sense of accomplishment from 'winning' and also steering Bakugou away from child murder. ]
That's fair! ⚡😊⚡
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Date: 12/12/21 22:07 (UTC)Ugh. He hopes you choke on your fucking spit and die. That or get beset by those little monsters he and Half-n-Half had to deal with during the remediation course. Deal with that and tell him you don't want to kill some kids afterwards.]
Yeah yeah, so fucking smart.