[He ended up wearing a tie in the last month or so of school before the war happened, but beyond that... Why the hell does a guy have to be considered presentable only after he's threatened to choke himself with some fucking silk?!

Yeah, he's accepted the best man offer with more seriousness than another kind of request Yato might've pulled. Something else would've ended up with "shut up" and *click* with sleep following. This one's gonna have him awake for a bit longer after hanging up. Kicking Yato's ass tomorrow for waking him up, and keeping him up, is gonna feel good.]

I don't wanna know. [Heading that off before the god regales him in a drunken stupor.] Like hell it was funny! That shit's gross!

[Boy's clothes, Girl's clothes! Mixing them is fucked up! Yeah, plenty of clothes are unisex, but there's still a difference! If anything, it should be a choice, not forced on someone with no shit given to preference.]

Hanami, huh. [Fitting for the spring. The sakura should be out once more. Last year the flowering trees ended up making people feel woozy, with some questionable side effects. Probably some similar shit will happen this year.] Not bad. You should go with off white as backdrop decor.

[Curtains, tablecloth, undershirts. Help bring the small pops of pastel pink and blue. Do NOT do white for the trail leading to the altar. It's tempting, but unless you're gonna roll it out immediately preceding the bride's walk, there'll be footprints on it. Or make it a thick carpet and ensure everyone's shoes are clean if they're gonna walk on it.

Yeah, this isn't Bakugo channeling his parents who work in fashion and design vocations.]

Last year, the blooms affected people weirdly. If you're gonna have this outside, you should try to ventilate the area.