blastedass: by florakasa @ tumblr (💥 The fuck is that shit?!)
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[ooc: continued from here]


[Well Bakugou's certainly not going to say his parents raised him like crap. He won't even say, with any degree of truth, that his parents are bad. Just teenage growling about them being smothering (they wanna hug him) or being nosy (how dare they wanna know more than what he wants to tell them) and other annoying proper parenting things. He knows they've done him well, even if their fondness for him ended up with Bakugou having that responsible-but-horrible pride attitude of his...

Blah blah blah, you still give off the backwater bamboo house kid vibe! Not that Bakugou's ever been put in a metal drum over a fire for a bath, though he has taken one or two baths in a lake in his life. Summer camp and stuff. Ranma having shit for social cues doesn't help his protesting that he's not some bush-dwelling ruffian. Bakugou scowls at the "we're both men" rejoinder, since it's not exactly arguable and he doesn't want to come across as some wussy prude. Plus Ranma's already done, so moot point.]


Scram!

[At least he'll chase his naked ass out of his room. Bakugou used to privately think scars were proof of weakness. You wouldn't have gotten scarred if you were stronger, faster, smarter, better, etc. But he matured out of that proud thought process over time. Scars are proof that you survived. You know... if you had to get them. A hero should strive to do his or her damnest to avoid getting hurt in the first place. Buuut, if he found out about the reason behind Ranma's scars, it's hard to say he wouldn't scoff at it. Sounds like a great way to give someone trauma.

Anyways, more on that shit later. Apparently Ranma's staying over the night now and Bakugou's probably going to have to deal with his mom or dad sticking their head into his room at some point for introductions. He'll hold off on that as long as possible, meaning he's shutting the door behind him as he comes into the bathroom to wait. Apart from the change of clothes and towel, he's also brought a bottle of rubbing alcohol in case Ranma needs something stronger to get those inked words off his skin. Just in time to see the other boy finishing up with his hair.

... *blink*]


WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOUR HAIR?!

[Complete with huge eyes and a finger stabbing out in front of him! Don't tell him THAT MUCH SHIT was somehow magically stuffed up into a 90s bob and tiny ass pigtail!! IT'S DOWN TO THE FUCKING FLOOR AND FANNED OUT LIKE A FUCKING CAPE!! Is this some kind of Quirk or some arcane element/result of Ranma's martial arts training? Sure there are people with Quirks that can manipulate hair, including Hairsatsu, the Hair Hero who's Quirk lets her form arms and legs out of her hair for battle, but still! You KNOW she's got that much hair!

Bakugou gapes at the result for a few more seconds before jerking his head back with a brief shake to clear his shock. Fucking hell. It's a miracle he doesn't just chuck the towel at Ranma's face. Though he does slap a hand against the other boy's chest before he can get entirely out of the shower.]


Hell no! Wring that shit out in there!

[Before you end up squeezing out a bucket of water all over the bathroom rug! Talk about sleeping over after.]
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